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Million-dollar idea, free for the taking

You've seen the yellow and stars-and-stripes car magnets. You've seen those magnets applied sideways. Now imagine one of those sideways ribbons in silver, and squint a little. What do you have? That's right. A silver fish.

Combination yellow-ribbon, stars-and-stripes-ribbon, fish magnet. Should sell like, well, like plain old yellow and stars-and-stripes ribbon magnets. Pesky separation-of-church-and-state, "This isn't a crusade" issues? What are you talking about, boy? There's a war on.